Paterson's swearing-in speech: the quick scan

Sure, you could actually take the time to read -- or listen to (video link) -- David Paterson's speech from yesterday. But why read when you can scan? Here's the text of the speech broken down into the 75 words that appeared with the greatest frequency. Think of it a little like that refrigerator magnet poetry -- just arrange the words into some sort of plausible order to make it sound like you actually know what's going on. For example:

Co-worker: Hey, how about Paterson's speech?

You: Yeah. Wow. He really focused on working to serve people going forward... and, um, New York.

So, yes, there are limits. Use with care...

created at TagCrowd.com

Comments

Lets see if we can make some truthful out of this, like "working on the tired economy of New York".

Say Something!

We'd really like you to take part in the conversation here at All Over Albany. But we do have a few rules here. Don't worry, they're easy. The first: be kind. The second: treat everyone else with the same respect you'd like to see in return. Cool? Great, post away. Comments are moderated so it might take a little while for your comment to show up. Thanks for being patient.

The Scoop

Ever wish you had a smart, savvy friend with the inside line on what's happening around the Capital Region? You know, the kind of stuff that makes your life just a little bit better? Yeah, we do, too. That's why we created All Over Albany. Find out more.

Recently on All Over Albany

Help fixing wedding photos?

SB emails: We tied the knot recently and received our professional pictures from our photographer. We had a limited wedding budget so we weren't able... (more)

St. Vincent at Upstate Concert Hall

Just announced: St. Vincent is set to play a show at Upstate Concert Hall March 7. Tickets go on sale this Friday, October 24 --... (more)

Quick trip: Beebe Hill fire tower

Here's another quick trip that could be fun this time of year: Beebe Hill and its fire tower.... (more)

Bachelorette party ideas in downtown Troy?

Christine asks via Twitter: [B]est downtown troy activities for a bachelorette type event? @CapCtyBrewCycle is weather dependent! [A]bout 14 ladies, low key, starting around 3... (more)

Morning Blend

GlobalFoundries is taking over IBM's chip fab facilities in the East Fishkill, New York and Essex Junction, Vermont. More than 5,000 IBM employees will become... (more)

Recent Comments

My guess is antenna-to-ovipositor eating (widespread entomophagy)

Drawing: Chemistry and Cocktails at miSci

...has 37 comments, most recently from Jeff D

Help fixing wedding photos?

...has 4 comments, most recently from D

Madison Theater opening new performance venue

...has 8 comments, most recently from grandmastergus

St. Vincent at Upstate Concert Hall

...has 3 comments, most recently from Josh K.

Bachelorette party ideas in downtown Troy?

...has 7 comments, most recently from Rebecca