Craig and his wonderful list
What's a girl gotta do to get a guy to go apple picking with her?
The good thing about Craigslist: it's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: it's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.
Good or bad, we'll let you decide...
What is wrong with guys these days? They come over, drink your cabernet, eat your bread, pet your cat, leave a key for you -- and then don't tell you where to use it.
And then they won't pick apples with you. The last time we checked, apple picking was still on the list of boyfriend activities.
How cute was she? Like "drop my sweatshirt" cute.
Nothing gets the ladies going like a guy who smells like cookies.
We're not sure if this was supposed to be "my gas delivery man" or "my gas delivery, man."
Also not sure: "heading north on 87 with your top down" -- does that refer to the car or the woman? (Because "with your bottom up" also would seem to true in this case.)
"Just looking to help you ladies out with a good Foot rub." Oh, OK. That's probably not weird. In any way. At all.
Apparently fire departments don't rescue cats from trees anymore.
photo: Flickr user WxMom
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> What is wrong with guys these days? They come over,
> drink your cabernet, eat your bread, pet your cat.
That one sounds kinky, but alas, I was just drunk.
"Bonjour, mon ami!". Hint? Hint!
There is nothing wrong with me, damn' it: how do you expect me to taste a dozen of Cabernet Sauvignon in a row and *not* forget my keys? This was a setup :)
And FYI, bread is like crack for French people, it was meant to disappear quickly!
PS: the Wine Enthusiasts Meetup Group is a fine group of wine luvvvers in Albany. Please join. Though I still didn't get my keys back, hmmm. Don't feed the dog too much.
... said Sebastien on Sep 26, 2008 at 3:08 PM | link
Sebby, you are so proud at finally appearing, without a doubt and irrefutably, in the Missed Connections. It's so cute!
... said B on Sep 29, 2008 at 11:11 AM | link
B: after years of posting fake ads to "I Saw U" and "Missed Connections", my hard work finally pays off.
Thank you, it only took 10 bottles of wine.
... said Sebastien on Sep 29, 2008 at 11:50 AM | link
Wait... some of them aren't real?!
Yes, that deserves an interrobang. No mom jokes please.
... said B on Sep 29, 2008 at 2:26 PM | link