Craig and his wonderful list

posted Aug 27, 2009

jello shots The good thing about Craigslist: it's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: it's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.

Good or bad, we'll let you decide...

This mini potbelly pig, who needs a new home, kind of looks like a tiny cow.

As it happens, a free iridescent shark is both free and iridescent -- but not a shark.

This person's looking for some real, veteran straight edge kids.

Sensitive men need not apply for the job of pleasing Lucinda.

"Your stunning blue eyes distracted me." Where those eyes 6958 Dynamic Blue or 6509 Georgian Bay?

For whatever reason, this week featured a cart load of supermarket missed connections. Among them:

+ The tasty produce guy

+ The stunning, Corona-drinking MILF

+ The beautiful woman who wanted to know about peppers

+ And the good-looking guy at the deli counter

Oh, sure, the classic "I'm moving to Russia" excuse.

The smile that was worth a thousand hellos.

It sounds like this guy totally missed out on the woman who "MADE 250 JELLO SHOTS, BATHED WITH WATER BOTTLES BEHIND HER VEHICLE AND WAS GONNA SHOW UP AT MECHANICAL BULL."

Diagnosis: it's a crush. Treatment: delayed.

Apparently there was a swoon-worthy group of cougars on the prowl at the Track.

This guy was looking for some Muggle action.

"I was sitting directly behind you and asked you how it felt to be the best looking person in the DMV." Yes, no gusto.

So, to buy the engagement ring for your ex, we have to call your girlfriend?

For sale: horseradish, dug on demand.

Free: bread -- some moldy, some not.

Photo: Flickr user El Tuercas

1 comment

tags: craigslist, weird

Comments

I wonder if the guy at the track understands that Marylou Whitney and her friends don't like to be referred to as "swoon-worthy cougars."

... said Chuck Miller on Aug 27, 2009 at 12:54 PM | link

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