Craig and his wonderful list
The good thing about Craigslist: it's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: it's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.
Good or bad, we'll let you decide...
This guy's offering a "coupon" for a "free foot massage."
"My first goal is to find a very financially secure lonely old women (preferably on a respirator) to take care of me."
This person's hoping you'll speak to him en français.
Ladies, this guy wants "some onion rings to dip in that shake."
This purported encounter doesn't sound awkward. At all.
She and her purple coat were "a refreshing sight to behold in this sea of black/ brown/ grey pants and flats."
"Your gauges are bigger than mine." Coffee talk or odd pickup line?
He doesn't know if she has "a boyfriend/husband/girlfriend/kick-ass cat," but he does know she has an "amazing" voice.
She drove his Hyundai -- and it was love.
Is there anything more sad than a lonely duck?
Random items available
For sale: "several cases" of intact six packs of Billy Beer
For free: 1 goat, likes to be scratched behind his ears
photo: Flickr user phototram
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Comments
The "My first goal is to find a very financially secure lonely old women (preferably on a respirator) to take care of me" one made me laugh really hard (how wrong is that?). It can't be real though. I mean, that's GOT to be a joke.
... said Summer on Nov 19, 2009 at 1:33 PM | link
@Summer: It's gotta be. Sometimes I think fake Craigslist items are becoming some sort of art form.
... said Greg on Nov 19, 2009 at 1:35 PM | link