Craig and his wonderful list

llamaThe good thing about Craigslist: it's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: it's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.

Good or bad, we'll let you decide...

A cable TV show wants to give you a free funeral for your pet -- "as small as a hamster and as large as an elephant."

So basically, this guy and his friends would like George Clooney to be their designated driver.

Another guy looking for a wingman.

She's looking for people whose friends are acting like her mom.

Just for the record: he's only interested in Disney-style happy endings.

The "coolest person in the Capital Region" is apparently a Bret Michaels look-alike.

Well, a doctor who does see you on time is very attractive...

He would like another chance to not go into "dumbell mode" with a "lithesome blonde lass."

And you thought that guy in your office was just really interested in your power point presentation.

Random items for sale

For free: an ugly, half-varnished dining room table

For sale: everything, at a Clifton Park scientific business

For sale: 60+ vintage milk bottles from local dairies ($275)

For sale: downsized llamas ($350)

photo: Flickr user chrismurf

Comments

Exactly what is it that people do with llamas? I'd be all over that ad if they were talking alpacas.

mm, llama. tempting.

Thank you so much for that. I had quite the laugh with the 'wingman' and 'Bret Michaels' posts.

But seriously, I have had mostly positive experiences with craigslist. If you're selling or buying something, once you get past the first few (dozen) spam/scam emails, there really are good people out there.

I was looking to sell one of my bicycles. This guy contacted me and said it was perfect for him. He drove all the way from Syracuse. I tried to convince him that it would be wiser to get a bike closer to home so he could test ride it without having to go so far. He was set on this being the perfect bike for him. He showed up, paid me cash, and went on his way. Nice guy too.

Once you get into the 'personals' section... Well, things get a little weird. Too weird for me.

you missed this one:

Adult" items (Delmar)

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Date: 2010-01-21, 1:01PM EST
Reply to: sale-bmvth-1563582062@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Remodeling house and found ex-husband's "stash'...gross!!!

MANY magazines and DVDs from A to Z, I guess you'd say.

MANY toys for "him",also would work on "her" if you know what I mean.

Must take them all...I only want to meet ONE person and be done with this giant stash of porn and toys.

First come first served.


Location: Delmar
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1563582062

llama. llama. llama.

I'm gonna ride my llama
From Peru to Texarkana
I wanna ride him good
In my old neighborhood.

Me and my llama
Jumped out of our pajamas
And went off to the dentist todaaaayyy.

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