Craig and his wonderful list

posted Mar 11, 2010

when harry met sallyThe good thing about Craigslist: it's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: it's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.

Good or bad, we'll let you decide...

He wants to show you the stars.

They're offering to listen to their sugar daddy.

He's looking for a good-smelling, philosophical physical therapist to help save his wrists.

He desires a "BAT SH*T crazy" Irish girl.

She will apparently use her fancy liberal arts college degree to offer you "worthwhile company."

What they probably didn't talk about: the fact that the tenth circle of hell is Craigslist.

There's a goddess in Bagel Heaven.

The sea of love is crowded.


Random items available

For sale: that stripper pole from last week, now marked down ($250)

For sale: a pair of high-end boa constrictors

For sale: the URL "SaratogaStyle.com" ($500)

For hire: "SANITARY, RELIABLE, AND DISCREET" Barney Rubble impersonator

For hire: beaver consultant

For hire: orgasm coach with a "patented system"

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tags: craigslist, weird

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Just in case anyone is interested - that url is worth roughly the cost of the domain name. one link coming in and 0 page rank - don't do it!

... said Lola on Mar 11, 2010 at 12:37 PM | link

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