Craig and his wonderful list

craigslist cabbage slicerThe good thing about Craigslist: it's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: it's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.

Good or bad, we'll let you decide...

"I return home and click on missed connections ... and then see that there is no post about that girl with the shirt and the hair and the box of bandaids. What a let down. Be a creepy person!" In other words, she would like to be a missed connection.

We're guessing "Jogging Barbie" has... blonde hair.

This guy might want to spend less time at the gym and more time on, oh, say... grammar, spelling, tact.

He would show her the best time of her life, but, you know, there's the boyfriend issue.

She enjoyed the gun show at Red Robin.

Ladies, he wants to give you a lap dance. You know, for practice.

He could just pick up a Julia Child book for the eggs and save the clams.

It sounds like she's been doing a lot of independent study.

Wow, that all sounds very technical.

So, should he have waited around? Or was it the not waiting around that made it great?


Random items available

For sale: a "huge, arcade type" gumball machine ($200)

For sale: non-working grandfather clock ($45)

For sale: an old-school school desk ($10)

For sale: 14 snakes ($200)

For free: a microfilm reader

For sale: a vintage cabbage slicer, for sauerkraut ($35)

photo: cabbage slicer Craigslist item

Comments

The gold's gym guy MUST have English as a second language issues. There is simply no other way I can grasp it.

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