All Over Albany

Craig and his wonderful list

The good thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.

Good or bad, we'll let you decide. ...

She'd like to work on some rhythms with the drummer from the Troy Farmers' Market.

"If we weren't where we were, I probably would have tried to take you home." Well, considering he's an officer... and you were at the methadone clinic...

The barbering sagas continue: He's looking for a lady to "manscape" him.

Um, he's a doctor. You might be reading too much into this.

Actually, going "Coo Coo for Cocoa Puffs" could be kind of fun.

This week, Hannaford and Price Chopper are tied in the Supermarket Babe-Spotting Contest, with two "missed connections" each.

At Hannaford:
+ He admired her as she surveyed the croutons. And then he grabbed her?
+ She didn't think much of his food choices.

At Price Chopper:
+ Things were heating up near the cold cuts.
+ "We crossed paths down the pasta or rice aisle. ..."

Honorable grocery mention: Sorrentino's for "suggestive 'cuke' handling." Yeah, we don't even want to go there.

Feel like spending some time in Michigan? This guy would like to swap houses with you. For two years.

Female models wanted for turkey-hunting videos.

Random items available

For sale: letters that spell the name "Casey" (or, "a sec," with a leftover "y," if you prefer) ($5)

For sale: a black Angus bull ($850)

For sale: seats from Three Rivers Stadium in Pittsburgh ($350)

For sale: a full-length beaver fur coat ($1,350)

photo: Flickr user dbking