Craig and his wonderful list

posted Jun 30, 2011

craigslist tonka truck The good thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.

Good or bad, we'll let you decide...

He had a beard and danced to Madonna. Her heart skipped a beat.

Does one ever forget dancing with a strange man in Price Chopper?

"i suppose the one saving grace was that we didn't have bright eyes when i was that young. i probably used radiohead lyrics instead. oh god, that might have been worse. cue shame."

It appears this "married" guy is looking for a "woman" in order to "cheat."

Oh, so if fate wants you to cheat, then...

She'd like you to know that it wouldn't have to be a Scrabble-only relationship.

He would like you hold an important part of his chastity device.

Imagined item from her perspective: "You were that creepy guy who wouldn't stop staring at me from patio furniture."

He's offering to be a donor -- the "natural way."

Random items available

For sale: same-sex marriage officiating ($200 + cost of gas)

For sale: "huge huge" beaver skin ($50)

For sale: chalkboard, 3' x 5' ($20)

For sale: "perfect hat for the track season" ($12)

For sale: "vintage" metal Tonka dump truck ($40)

For free: "Some kind of Nordic Track ass building torture device"

photo: Craigslist item Vintage Tonka Dump Truck

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tags: craigslist, weird

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the nordick track device ad was placed by a local writer... the blog post is here:

http://15minutelunch.blogspot.com/2011/06/tight-and-firm_28.html

By the way, his book is HILARIOUS. (It's about growing up as a kid in the 70's)

... said Carly on Jun 30, 2011 at 6:14 PM | link

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