All Over Albany

Craig and his wonderful list

The good thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.

Good or bad, we'll let you decide...

She has a suggestion for how the person who stole her windshield wiper might put the part to best use.

Attention indie princes: the password is "Vampire Weekend." (If you had guessed "kwassa kwassa," we're sorry. But nice try. You were probably over thinking it.)

Tricia may very well be all those things -- but you were also probably on a lot of drugs.

Algebraic equations he can solve -- Lark Street Girl, maybe not so much.

It appears he's looking for something not usually included on the nickel tour.

She's looking to fulfill a life-long dream: having a gay guy best friend.

See guys, being courteous does make a difference.

Warning: guy with gorgeous blue eyes on the loose in Troy, assistance needed in capturing.

Netflix has totally killed this guy's chances with this woman.

In search of: "raw meat from any animal," freezer burn OK, "not picky on animal source."

You know, when we think of steam punk we don't immediately think topless.

Random items available

For sale: a 6-foot chocolate Santa mold ($600)

For sale: local taxi company, "well established, reputable" ($149,999)

For free: 17 issues of Every Day with Rachael Ray

For free: 2 gallons of "nastified" oil and water

For sale: slot machine, with 500 tokens ($200)

For sale: vintage movie projector, with a Woody the Woodpecker cartoon ($45)

For sale: live turkeys, "exceptional" ($60 each / $100 for a pair)

For sale: Monarch caterpillars ($1)

(Thanks, Britin!)

photo: Ettore Balocchi via Wikipedia