Craig and his wonderful list
The good thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.
Good or bad, we'll let you decide...
"Troy has some of the smartest women in America." And he'd like one of them to pee on him.
Even with the Lionheart bringing out the worst in her, he was stimulated.
This person would like someone with ADHD to focus on him/her.
"Typically I would never consider meeting up with someone at a court session..."
Buy him a drink? Buy him more grapes.
"I caught you looking at me 1 day and our eyes connected like planets colliding." So, violent and apocalyptic?
This may be the first Niksayuna ShopRite missed connection (even if it gets the name of the store wrong).
You know, it's kind of her job to lock eyes with you.
"Ill trade you a goat for a date..." Yep, insulting her culture is probably a good first step to getting a date.
Dude, you're missing her apple pie.
He wants to meet her accidentally on purpose.
She's not looking for something serious for the next 50 years.
"Not sexual things, but need cleaning, why not like how the person looks doing it" -- because it's creepy.
This week's is-it-a-euphemism: "I'll taste your steak for you."
It's like they're looking for each other -- can they find the other?
Random items available
For sale: stained glass rooster lamp ($25)
For sale: a monoscope ($30)
For sale: "beautiful," perhaps creepy, porcelain doll ($50)
For sale: Albany in 1853 print ($35)
For sale: a "very pleasant" male goat ($50)
For sale: a french fry press ($85)
For sale: a mounted deer head (best offer)
photo: Craigslist item "Deer head"
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Wow, quicky mart guy sucks. Side note, doesn't the red dot mean the woman is married?
... said Summer on Oct 27, 2011 at 1:44 PM | link
Red dot =/= married. But red coloring in the part of a hindu woman's hair indicates that she's married.
"Traditionally, the area between the eyebrows (where the bindi is placed) is said to be the sixth chakra.....The bindi is said to retain energy and strengthen concentration. It is also said to protect against demons or bad luck. The bindi also represents the third eye." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bindi_(decoration)
... said meierrain on Oct 27, 2011 at 4:17 PM | link