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Craig and his wonderful list

The good thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.

Good or bad, we'll let you decide...

He's being haunted by the beauty of the woman plays the flute at McGeary's.

What you also didn't do: read all the signals she was sending you.

"Your smile was my favorite thing but what you did to or rather for my body was amazing."

He's looking "for someone to fill the tank just enough to get me to the next refill."

No one wants to die with their co-workers.

You know, Eva Mendes did waitress in the area while shooting Place Beyond the Pines...

"I want to just sit around with you and discuss what's for dinner as neither of us makes a decision and we just go out for Taco Bell." Confirmed: he's not a romantic.

Are there many demons on Lark Street? Maybe at 4 am.

She has a problem with pretty boys.

He's looking for "an interesting woman with a brain" -- as opposed to, uh, the other kind of interesting woman?

Well, that's not a typical birthday gift.

Random items available

For sale: a Tandy 3 computer from the 1970s ($30)

For sale: vintage standing abacus ($150)

For sale: a beautiful old Philco radio, only plays static ($100)

For sale: a collection of railroad and traffic lanterns ($200)

For sale: a 1950s truck with an advertisement board on the back ($1500)

For sale: a parking lot/street sweeper ($10,900)

For sale: a motion-activated paper towel dispensers ($40 each)

For sale: about 500 giant superworms (make offer)

For sale: a stripper pole, never used ($350)

For sale: miniature horses ($500)

For sale: 3/4 lb of fresh-picked fiddleheads ($20)

photo: Craigslist item "MINIATURE HORSE - MINI HORSE FOALS (AMHA, AMHR, PTHA)"