All Over Albany

Craig and his wonderful list

The good thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.

Good or bad, we'll let you decide...

IN NEED OF A DATE FOR AN EVENT? MR. DATE WOULD LIKE TO CAPITALIZE ON THE SITUATION.

Probably the first time we've ever seen latitude and longitude used in a missed connection.

The guy who stocks shelves is on her grocery list.

For him, a dinner would be "more of a social experiment."

Caution: the person handing you this beverage is hot.

Saratoga clubs seems to involve a lot of bro-ing and manning up.

"I have even been referred to as 'abnormally honest' at times... but really its a dry sarcasm that people don't get."

"We were in the cake isle..." ah, the Isle of Cake, if only...

Touching up grout can be very sensual.

A missed connections poem as a lament that she's a straight girl.

So... she really needed, uh, plumbing?

"Ur name was casey?... as in.. all the workers at ur work tell you in spanish it means 'what if'."

Missed connections lesson: Parents' eyes aren't always on their kids.

So, at the nudist barbecue, the person who draws the short straw has to work the grill, right?

Random items available

For sale: "the Taj Mahal of Chicken Coops" ($2,500)

For sale: tobacco plants ($4)

For sale: starter peach trees ($3)

For sale: slate blackboard ($175)

For sale: sleigh from the 1800s ($575)

For sale: tank/airplane goggles ($35)

For sale: a vintage telephone table ($100)

For sale: an antique sextant, made in Troy ($250)

For sale: cobblestones ($2)

For trade: peacock

For cute: Nigerian dwarf goat doelings ($300)

For cute: fainting/myotonic goat doelings, "friendly playful" ($200)

photo: Craigslist item "Chicken Coop Award Winning Superinsulated Bird Sanctuary"