Craig and his wonderful list

posted Oct 3, 2013

craigslist carousel goat The good thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.

Good or bad, we'll let you decide...

Isn't it just like a guy to be fixated on the size of woman's... pupils.

But, oh, wait... yep, that's more like it.

This item for a housekeeper starts out very normally and then...

It's good to know the guy who drives a Rolls has the "Oh, thanks, your car, too..." line practiced.

We actually think "You came up from behind and zip my book bag for me" is not a euphemism in this case.

And he totally missed his opening when she came in asking about a knob problem.

It sounds like two parents are looking to score at the kids' soccer game.

A here you got the guy on the ladder's hopes up for a second.

We repeat: if you want to meet people, get a dog.

And if she doesn't get that pillow back, she's firing up the chainsaw.

Alas, the iPhone doesn't come with a "She's Not My Girlfriend" app.

Because when stuffing yourself full of pasta, it's important to be "classy and fit."

Nice people!

"You must agree that bowties, Stetsons and fezzes are in fact cool."

Random items available

For sale: an antique sauerkraut cutter ($50)

For sale: a "light bondage adult business," "We are selling this business due to personal reasons" ($79,000)

For sale: 50-pound bags of maltodextrin ($50)

For sale: a 140-quart mixer ($8500)

For sale: cupcake business supplies ($50)

For sale: photogenic Guernsey goat bucklings ($200)

For sale: a mini mule ($200)

For sale: a carousel goat ($7800)
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photo: Craigslist item "Carousel Goat"

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because i can't have a real goat AOA has found the perfect substitute. now if I only have $7,800.

... said colleen on Oct 3, 2013 at 1:24 PM | link

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