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Craig and his wonderful list

The good thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.

Good or bad, we'll let you decide...

"At least i didnt fall off my treadmill like that one guy did."

"I'm into guys with a little extra... I mean, I am looking for a cuddle buddy after all... so I'm talking in the 200-245 area..."

Hmm, maybe there's a lot more going in Lake Placid beyond winter sports...

"I'm like a skittish deer with other people's drama."

Hey, fella, my refinancing is UP HERE.

If you're wondering whether anyone actually uses the term "knockers" -- the answer is yes, apparently.

The Trader Joe's cashier had "a kind, handsome face and good taste in sweets."

He's OK being ogled.

What he can't tell her while "you have sharp instruments against my gums."

A moment through the window of McGuire's.

"I'd like to think you were shaking your ass (which fit very nicely into your tight fitting jeans) at me, however I'm sure you were just trying to shake off the cold. "

This week's double entendre: "you can bowl on my lanes anytime."

He's looking for someone to bridge the empathy gap.

He wants to know if you want to look for fungi with a fun guy.

Random items available

For sale: a 1940s kids pedal airplane ($550)

For sale: antique wine press and grinder ($600)

For sale: a commercial-grade meat slicer ($300)

For sale: 12-quart mixer ($550)

For sale: new circus-themed bounce house, "with blower and super deflator." ($1200)

For sale: original Currier and Ives print (make offer)

For sale: antique cribbage board ($30)

For sale: blocks and tackle ($25)

For sale: yard moose ($85)

For sale: New Zealand white rabbits ($20)

For sale: fashionable alpine goats ($125)
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photo: Craigslist item "old pedal plane"