All Over Albany

Craig and his wonderful list

The good thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.

Good or bad, we'll let you decide...

"I am looking for someone who wants free food and drinks...maybe a television door prize."

It's a missed connection for the co-op.

Meanwhile, appreciation for Pokemon at Healthy Living Market.

How very this year: Thanksgiving night shopping missed connections.

It's like these people are opposite sides of the same coin.

"The Mona Lisa has nothing on you when your smirk is worth 10,000 words."

"It's been a while since I have on a real date where the sparks were flying all over the place." Try couples welding.

"Couldn't think of a way, in 22.4 seconds, to pry your name and number out of our interation." Crowbar?

"Your eyes pierced my interest and won't let go." That sounds... painful.

"I think your hot would love to get to know you in the midst of us being physically interactive as well." That's one to put it.

You know, we bet Babe Ruth never blamed the size of his bat.

Ladies love a big crane.

It is possible to throw yourself at someone via Craigslist.

But he's not opened minded about that.

Oh, the hot Whovians and their untied bowties.

"I wish I didn't have someone between us or I would of grabbed your ass." Yes, because that would have gone well.

See, this is why it's better to not know what people are doing at their desks.

The lotion aisle seems like it could be very suggestive.

Laundromats are underrated meet markets.

Hipster conversation topics: Vermont, cookies, Montreal.

Vanessa needs to woman up and just talk to this guy.

Random items available

For sale: antique zebra skin ($125)

For sale: antique ice saw ($60)

For sale: 1950s D&H Railroad engine bell ($300)

For sale: "state of the art" frozen yogurt shop ($185,000)

For sale: a vintage soda fountain ($4000)

For sale: 8x4 butcher block table ($495)

For sale: kids from ribbon-winning goats ($100 and up)
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photo: Craigslist item "Antique Zebra Skin!!"