Craig and his wonderful list

posted Jan 23, 2014

craigslist dwarf goat buckling The good thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.

Good or bad, we'll let you decide...

"Negative temps but the heat jumped 1,000 degrees when I saw you."

"My girlfriend never even looked at me after you walked in, and I had to listen to how handsome you were for 15 minutes after we left."

It's surprising (or maybe not) how many "you helped me with a car problem and I think you're kind of hot" missed connections there are.

When all the airlines have consolidated into one company, it will cost $25 to flirt with the person in the seat next to you. And then you'll still have to ride the bus from EWR to Albany.

"You are always smiling like you have the punch line to a joke that the rest of us haven't even heard yet."

Rule of thumb: Always strike up a conversation with the drunken goats. Always.

Downside: Knowing that is probably awkward for the chiropractor. Upside: He didn't make an "adjustment" double entendre.

It's like a preview of all the missed connections from a Capital Region casino.

He just cuts right through it: "And before anyone ask, I'm short, fat and not good looking at all."

Noted: Grab the messenger bag, then chase the guy.

Random items available

For sale: working 1920s Edison phonograph with records ($400)

For sale: a vintage kids sled ($85)

For sale: Victorian-era wooden barbells

For sale: oak cabinet with many, many drawers ($3500)

For sale: the former coffee station from a NYC Madison Ave shoe store ($1200)

For sale: a set of stairs, used ($30)

For sale: a dwarf goat buckling ($75)
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photo: Craigslist item "Goat buckling"

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That is the cutest goat you have posted to date.

... said CD on Jan 23, 2014 at 1:09 PM | link

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