Craig and his wonderful list

craigslist outhouseThe good thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.


Good or bad, we'll let you decide...

Where does one conduct an informal interview with someone about directing, um, home movies? The mall, apparently.

"This post could be considered creeptastic but let it be known that I'm not a creeper." Not really a good sign when you have to declare that.

Well, at least she has some creeper self awareness.

Let's face it, a nice smile -- and a donut -- are always going to be attractive.

That's quite an exchange of looks.

"Honestly, your voice tone was not so impressive..." Not the strongest beginning to a pick-up line.

It's probably worth nothing here the pastrami is the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

"I wish I had my mohawk and my punky stuff on."

So... they're not going to get coffee sometime?

That must be an interesting workplace.

"So before I hunt you down like the sociopath I am, you best return it."

Random items available

For sale: outhouse/shed ($800)

For sale: a chainsaw carving of two bears hugging ($275)

For sale: a $100k in inventory from a closed dress shop ($10,000)

For sale: a bunch of yoga supplies ($275)

For sale: 7 heavy duty aluminum sheet pans ($175)

For sale: 1955 Marilyn Monroe calendar, "I Covered up her Breasts With a Piece Of Cardboard so not to Show Nude Parts.But They Are There." ($20)

For sale: a vintage wooden kids wagon ($35)

For sale: 3 very cute moonspot goat bucklings ($150, $100, $50)
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photo: Craigslist item "OUTHOUSE?SHED"

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Honestly, how do you find such wonderful things? I'm glad he used cardboard and didn't draw a bikini on Marilyn.

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