Craig and his wonderful list
The good thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.
Good or bad, we'll let you decide...
"You drank your coffee like you were making love to it. I imagined, for a moment, that I was your cup... "
"You groped my friend on the side of the bar only to ask him how he would let me go out in red jeans."
"[Y]es I'm looking for a mom at a school who drives a mini van hahaha yeah that should narrow it down."
That's some stare.
This week's is-it-a-euphemism-or-not: "I tossed you a cookie, you gave me your number..."
"I think I'm a pretty awesome guy if I do say so myself, weird, strange, perhaps creepy, but awesome."
"Hate to sound sleezy but..." OK, that's usually when to stop.
He'd like to stand in cold field with you, perhaps for a frustrating amount of time. Upside: You might see something beautiful.
"[I]f you like wine that helps, cause my church group girls are wine drinkers..."
We want to know about the martial art in which a person dressed like they're from the 19th century hits someone in the face in slow motion.
As Craigslist trolling goes, this is pretty close to the target.
Random items available
For sale: three ventriloquist dummies ($150)
For sale: a grizzly bear rug from the 1950s ($400)
For sale: an old Adirondack Inn sign ($125)
For sale: kind of a cool old, 8-armed, wooden clothes drying rack ($75)
For sale: vintage dollhouse, fully furnished ($120)
For sale: a gas station in Cambridge ($187,500)
For sale: armor and swords ($200)
For free: a foosball table
For sale: baby goat bucklings ($50 and up)
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photo: Craigslist item "ventriloquist dummys 3 with case and framed poster"
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I can't believe you dragged that photo up from the depths of hell. It's horrifying. There were baby goats and you chose those murderous hell beasts instead. I'm never reading AoA again.
(Kidding - I love you guys...but seriously, lay off the scary dolls).
... said Valerae on Feb 28, 2014 at 9:55 AM | link