Craig and his wonderful list

posted Mar 20, 2014

craigslist bison headThe good thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: It's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.


Good or bad, we'll let you decide...

"You were amazing and I want to meet you and begin to write an epic romantic comedy or something."

"You came in looking upset, trying to hide under your foam hat and beer glasses."

You know it was a bad breakup when even buying a pack of roasted peanuts hurts.

Sven sounds very high tech.

And to think that Hallmark hasn't started a line of "Sorry for continuously ogling you at the gym" cards.

Because picking out citrus requires much concentration.

Some things thought at Aldi should probably go unsaid.

"I was in line behind you and couldn't help but stare at your errr...." Peanut Butter Pandemonium? Adirondack Bear Paw?

Well, that would probably make most people blush.

"I'm still smiling at the way you reprimanded me for the way i take care of myself."

Side effect of this winter: All the opportunities to make "warm up" double entendre.

That is a very specific request for a guy.

Among the Monopoly rules no one reads or follows: the players must be naked.


Random items available

For sale: "massive" bison head, mounted ($2,500)

For sale: WWII leather flying helmet and goggles ($125)

For sale: a bakery in Ballston Spa ($34,900)

For sale: a pizzeria in Albany (no price listed)

For sale: a neon "Fresh Bagels" sign (make offer)

For sale: colorful, rare breed chickens and a goose ($145)

For sale: baby Pygora goats ($125)

For sale: baby Nigeria dwarf goats ($225)
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photo: Craigslist item "Massive Bison Shoulder Mount"

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Comments

Ummm...wrong link for the rare breed chickens and goose. I think it was the Aldi link again. Let's just say I won't be shopping there anytime soon.

Editors: Fixed. Thank you.

... said Kathryn on Mar 20, 2014 at 3:05 PM | link

Man that buffalo head is awesome

... said J. Welf on Mar 20, 2014 at 4:09 PM | link

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