On monetizing our assets

autumn leaves

Maybe money does grow on trees...

All this time and we didn't realize an economic opportunity was literally growing right in our backyard.

A website called Ship Foliage launched this week, offering to ship a box of fall foliage to anyone in the US:

We collect, preserve and ship gorgeous fall foliage! All leaves are collected from New England, and undergo a unique preservation process. The process enhances the foliage color contrast and also preserves the leaves for years to come! ...
Our foliage experts hike all around the Northeast in search for the perfect leaves. During our collection phase we sift and filter through our inventory, hand selecting only "Grade A" foliage.

All for $19.99. And of course, there's also a service for shipping snow.

So this got us thinking about what other under-appreciated assets from around here we've just been letting lie fallow -- and how they could be monetized...

Potholes

pothole art Western near Homestead

The problem with many parts of the United States is that their winter climates generally aren't cold enough to prompt the thaw-freeze cycle that causes potholes, thus their roadways are blandly smooth and non-jarring. Boring.

So, for the low, low price of just $49.99 Potholes-A-Plenty will send you samples of genuine upstate New York crumbled roadway. This broken asphalt was allowed to naturally crack during the course of our six-month winters, and then foraged by hand. (No shovels!)

And for just $149, we'll ship you an entire Upstate New York pothole, framed and ready to be displayed on your wall.

Corrupt politicians

state capitol sale sign

State or local government working a bit too efficiently? Does the public integrity unit of your local US Attorney's office have too much time on its hands? Is there so much openness and transparency that you're feeling a draft? Corruption Connection can help you.

For five easy consulting payments of just $999 (paid to a shell company LLC), a genuine corrupt New York State politician will offer counsel and advice on how to better pursue graft in the government body of your choice. Consulting topics include, but are not limited to:

+ Introducing gray areas into discussions of quid pro quo

+ Auctioning off legislation

+ Tailoring contract RFPs for campaign donors

+ Ballot line petition fraud

And don't miss Corruption Con 2016, at which corrupt politicians from New York State and Illinois will be joining up to offer a comprehensive program on how you can leverage your own self-interest to catalyze the synergies in your local political ecosystem for maximum gridlock and embarrassment.

History

owney postal dog
Dog stories are very popular.

Perhaps you're associated with one of those places in the United States that was "established" in 2004. Or you live in a place that still doesn't appear on Google maps. Or maybe nothing interesting has happened to your city or town -- ever.

Well, Upstate New York -- and the Albany area especially -- has more history than it knows what to do with. And now you can benefit. Because History Here and There can facilitate the lease of one of Albany's many artisan-crafted historical tales for your backstory-deficient place.

Each Albany tale includes a genuine artifact, a disputed account of what actually happened, and a character with a baroque Dutch name.

Leases are available for 10, 20, and 30 year terms -- it's your choice. If you think it will take longer than three decades for your city or town to develop its own stories, one of History Here and There's brokers would be happy to talk with you about lease-to-own arrangements and financing.

Air

jar of air

As both one the largest wilderness areas and least-populated sections of the eastern United States, the Adirondacks has uncommonly attractive air. And now, from the makers of Perri-Air, comes Airdirondacks.

For just $75, Airdirondacks will you send you a jar of air, sustainably harvested from one of the Adirondack High Peaks.

And if you order now, we'll include a small swarm of free-range black flies so you can fully inhale the Adirondacks.

The sky

sky blue sky

Though perhaps not as well known as Arizona sunsets or San Francisco fog, Upstate New York routinely enjoys spectacular blue skies in early fall. And of all the blues in the world, this is a very special blue.

Because the rest of the world should get the opportunity to share in this vibrant, life-affirming color experience, Cerulean is now offering affordable royalty-free licensing of the color Upstate Sky Blue.

Got a new product? Looking for just the right wall color? Jeans faded? Upstate Blue is the color for you.

Contact one of our licensing associates today to find out just how easy it is to incorporate Upstate Blue into your next project.

Comments

The irony is that if you went out & cut a pothole out of the street, assuming you didn't get caught, the resulting "empty space" would be "filled" by the city within a week; the pothole would sit there for months.

I'm actually slightly worried that I'm going to enter one of our fine "curated" establishments in Troy and find a framed pothole hanging on the wall, now...

This post got me thinking about the Northern Rim Countries (NORC) concept (http://newsroom.ucla.edu/releases/global-warming-s-silver-lining-169919), that I've seen percolate from time to time in my readings, which goes to emphasize the present value and future dividends of assets north of the 45th parallel (to include NYS) . Essentially, while the global weirding we are seeing will be bad for a lot of folks, most notably the South and Southwest in the U.S., many of the NORC countries (or northern U.S. states) will see significantly longer and more stable growing seasons, enhanced value to the burgeoning reserves of fresh water (which they can ship to the parcher parts of the world), and will have more strategic access to shipping lanes that will serve as a catalyst to renewed industrialization in these areas.

The concluding theory: the Northeast rust-belt will see a reborn economic renaissance that will strengthen and diversify its current economy, be a magnet for residents elsewhere in the country, and lean on its current efforts to shift to renewables and city living over the rampant sprawl witnessed elsewhere in the county.

Some of the Great Lake states have even started calling themselves the "water belt" and are starting to make inroads with many agricultural stakeholders in states like Texas and the mid-west who have seen much hardship in the past decade as persistent drought affects their growing seasons. Only time will tell 

You are funny. Thank you.

I could photograph and offer for sale images of blank stares I sometimes receive when saying hello to strangers.

You think I'd learn after ten years, but being friendly is hard wired into me (aka I am stubborn) and enough people give friendly replies that I maintain the practice.

I apologize in advance for greeting you in public.

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