"In the morning you can enjoy your cup of coffee in peace with confidence that they are booking a hotel and packing their bags."
From an Albany Craigslist item for a free mattress: "[I]s your sibling refusing to grow up already and get a place of their own? This is the perfect mattress for you, you will sleep with a smile on your face knowing that person is having a terrible nights sleep, much in the same way I have." (Thanks, Tim!)
... said KGB about Drawing: What's something that brought you joy this year?