Ask Ashley

spitzer "kristen"The New York Post has a new advice columnist: Ashley Dupre. Yep, that Ashley Dupre. As the Post promises: "Spitzer's babe answers all your love-life questions!"

Dupre answers five questions in her inaugural column. Among them: "Are there telltale signs a man isn't happy in his marriage?" From her answer (emphasis added):

Girlfriends do that for the most part. But I think that wives with children have so much pressure on them, the natural thing is for the kids to take priority. The husband feels secondary and in one form or another may seek out that required special attention outside the marriage.

Or so she hears.

Also among the questions: "My boyfriend wants to know how many men I've slept with. Do I give an honest answer?"

Earlier on AOA: The spitzering: one year later

Comments

The Post is just doing their part to create jobs in New York State. Well done, News Corp!

Dear Ashely -

My boyfriend always wears his socks when we are making love - black socks on his pencil thin, lilly white legs really turns me off, so I try to look the other way. Did you ever make love to a unattractive, nerdy looking, thin white guy who wore his socks to bed? Sarah

lol Siobhan & Barold. Well played.

Please people, don't click that link. Don't give them the hits. This girl should be in prison (along with Spitzer).

Dear Ashley,
My 14 year old daughter needs career advice, any ideas?

Dear Ashley, who were Clients #1 - #8?

"In prison"? Jail's not good enough for a miserable and vial sinner as Ashley Dupre. May the Lord smite her for her wicked lasciviousness and may the whore burn in infernal hell for all eternity.

I mean, true, there is the fact that she never intentionally hurt anyone, and this whole ordeal has probably been fairly embarrassing, and she's probably been needlessly judged and condemned already by millions of people who don't even know her...

But no, no, it doesn't matter. Prison then hell, anything less is an outrage.

Is the NY Post still hiring advice columnists? I have a doozy.

"Is the NY Post still hiring advice columnists? I have a doozy.

... said Tiger Woods on Dec 15, 2009"
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As do I.

Stay classy "News" Corp.

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